Daring Messages - SMS & WhatsApp Daring Messages

Really Full Of Confidence

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

I Love The Sea

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

I Am Born This Way

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Try One More Time

Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

More Often Than Women

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

If You Did Not Have Any Feet

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

Face Of A Saint

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

I Wish You

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

Roses Are Red

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I Think You Are

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

Fart Is A Flying Planet

A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men.

This Is Your Boss

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."