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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

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Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

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