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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch Songs Load Krwane Hein…

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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