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Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,
Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me
Kaha Jaye Ga:

"Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa
Aur
Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D

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