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Computerized Mohabbat..

Computerized Mohabbat..

Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound,
Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found..
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Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga,
Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga..
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Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye,
Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye..
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Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero,
Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D

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Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"Wife: No.Husband was completely surprised!Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
My dear friends do you know MY Life Is Running successfully on a simple principle "Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
Sardar: Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun, SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123, SardarABC.. Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-( Dost: Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K Naam Se Banao, 100% Mile Ga.. :-D
Teacher- Bus ke Driver aur Conductor mein kya Fark hota hai ?? ... .. pappu - Conductor agar So jaye toh Kisi ka Ticket nahi katega..& Driver Agar So Jae toh Sabka Ticket Kat Jaega :O :p :D
1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
How do u know when kids start to grow up?Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
U r 20% Fantastic,U r 20% Attractive,U r 20% Loveable,U r 20% Terific,U r 20% Understandable,Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.…
main Ladkiyon ki driving ke khilaaph bilkul nahin hoon, lekin jara ye bata do ki...achaanak koi saamane aaye to brake ki jagah cheekh maarana kahaan ka insaaph hai?
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah . . . Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola kkkkk.... kiran..
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!

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