Pathan With Wife Went 2 London,

Pathan With Wife Went 2 London,
in the hotel room, Pathan heard his
Wife scream 'Chooha'
.
Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,
Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:
Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here,
in our Room.. :-D

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