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Money Is Made From Paper,

Money is made from Paper,
Paper is made from Woods,
Woods are from Trees,
Which means
Money grows on Trees

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Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' .Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:Hello Room Service?Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
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Heart Melting LinesIf You Are In TearsWithout Any Reason Then..Then..Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….Don’t Over Imagine…
Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!
SUNDAY means: S= Sotay Raho U= Utho Dair Se N= Nahao Mat D= Dekho T.V A= Aram Karo Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie.. So, Enjoy Your Sunday…
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi . . . . . . . . . . Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata … . . Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
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Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . . . . . A. Marry it.
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