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Pathan Ki Maa:

Pathan Ki Maa:
Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se
Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se.


Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi
Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D

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Kia January, Kia February, Hum kia karein November ko, December ko? . Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to, Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..! . For all singles including me….
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God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Shadi K 1 Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlor Gaya Jahan Uski Bivi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha..Wo Parlor Wali Madam Ko IPhone7 Ka Dabba Khubsurat Packing Me De Ker Aa Gaya..Madam Ny Khushi Khushi Dabba Khola To Us Me Se Nokia 1100 Nikla Aur Ek Parchi Rakhi Hui Thi Jis Per Likha Tha.."Same Feelings" :-D :-)
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun.. . Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun.. . Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum.. . Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
Sardar Ki Roti per se "Chuha" Guzar gaya..Sardar : BayBay, Me ny Roti nai khani.Maa : Kha le Puttar, Chuhy ny kon sa Jooty pehny huwe thy..Sardar : Wah BayBay, Ye to Me ny Socha ee nai, Jaldi Salan la..:-)
Read this fast. Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè OK Congrats. You are Selected to Coffee Boy Work in the "Railway Station"
PyareOr Aziz dost...ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM!!......Bas Salam kar k 70 Naikiyan leni thi,ab apna kaam karo Shabash.!
Santa: This report card should be underwater!Pappu: Because It's so wet?Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Is Garmi MeSubha Ka Nikla HuaAgar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye ToUsay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
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Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes
What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai" aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege....politics chutkule

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