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Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny

Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny
Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun..
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Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho Aur
Mene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai..
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Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D

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