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Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas

Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas

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Aap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..!

This Is Not Fear.. :-)

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Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun....Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho AurMene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai....Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
Dhådkån Dil Ki Ruk Jåti Hai; Sånse Aksår Thåm Jåti Hai; Båhut Buri Hålat Hoti Hai Yååro; Jåb Girlfriend Se Shåådi Kårne Ki Nåubåt Aåti Hai!
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?pata hai Q.??Frnd: Q?.Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. "AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
It's Perfectly Legal ToKill Someone In YourDreams,That's WhyI Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa [email protected] friendship sms in hindi 2018
Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??..When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That YourFriend Is Already looking At You.. !!LOCATION : Examination Hall
Wife: How long have you been sleeping?Husband: Ever since I got married!
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled 'n' from both d sides. Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka
GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus!
Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai Banta: Woh Kaisay? Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha 1000 ka note dun to kya karega Wo Bola Khushi se mar jaunga Me ne kaha ja nahi deta
When I open my eyes every morningI pray to God that everyone shouldhave a friend like you....Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Student: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversaryand then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.Was the neclace fake?No. that was deal..!! :’D :D
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain.1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai."AUR".2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta hai.."HAPPY TARBOOZ SEaSoN"
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
waiter: ur bill sir.boy: take my cardwaiter: but sir this is student cardboy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

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