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Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??

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Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)

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