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Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy

Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy
Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna..
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Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho
Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D

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