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1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola "Sari Dunya Tumhen Be-waqoof Q kehti hy?" Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Jawaab Do Na....;-p ;-D
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Women fall in love by what they hear.Men fall in love by what they see.That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
Indian players going back on the flight to India.Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?Indian Player: YesAir Hostess: Mocha or Latte?Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.
Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..Shuker Hai KMe Theek Hun..:-)Meri Taraf SeAap Sab KoEID Mubarak...;-p
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At GymGuy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
Dub Maro Nikamo (-_-)(-_-) /L L\_/)(\ / \ )( Shoaib Malik Ne India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai. Or Tumse Abhi Tak Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
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