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Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.

Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.

Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?

Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)

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