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Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur

Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur
1 Sharab Ki Balti Rakhi
Gadha Pani Pi Gaya..

Police Sharabi Se:
Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?

Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)

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