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Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To

Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To
Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..

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Dosra Dost: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai,
Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai
Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)

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