Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..

Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..

Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??

Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur
Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)

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