Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..

Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..

Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??

Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)

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