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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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Silence is a language, too!So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
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Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”

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