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Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To

Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To
Shadi Wali Feelings Beshak Na Aati Ho,
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Jab 'BLOCK' Kerti Hai To
Talaaq Wali Feelings
Zarur Aany Lagti Hen.. ;-)

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