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Baap: Baita Is Bar Exam Mai Tujhey 90% Lanay Hai,kuch B Kar

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b kar
Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

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