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Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20

Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20
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Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale haivo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaamkarte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
I'm a female:Fe = IronMale = ManTherefore I am an Iron Man!
A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
A couple were arguing.Wife:u dont like anybody in my familyMan:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
Once in a soap industry in Japan,the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollarsto check in the assembly line thatwhether soap is packed in the cover or not in.Same problem occurred in Pakistan.What did they do??They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! :-DGenius Nation.
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen!
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven? . . Everybody lift their hands except one small boy . . Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go . . He says: Mom said come directly home after school
Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun...Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun...Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum...Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
Dosto pyaar aisa karo..agar ladaki aapake pyaar ko thukaraaye.. to koi ooncha taavar dekho aur usape chadh jaavo..... aur socho..shahar bahut badha hai .... doosari koi dhoondh lenge...neeche utaro aur kaam par lag jao...
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time
"Bye" Ek chota sa lafz Hy jo bht takleef deta hy,Ehsas Dilata hy k jis k 7 aap hain kya pata phir na hon islye kbi na kahen "Bye"...Hamesha kahen..."Chal Nikal Yar"
Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Behre ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"Wah Wah Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere…"Very Funny :)
*Three most Innocent Faces in The World*''1- "A Sleeping Baby.";;2- "Udhar mangane wala aadmi";;3- "Hamare Parents ke samne Bethahua Apna Dost." :-) ;-)Hahhaha
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen ToAkele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len..Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko TanhaaiMehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy GaJese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D

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