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3 Impossibilties..!

3 Impossibilties..!
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1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.
2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.
3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho.
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Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p

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