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Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag K Shadi

Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi
Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Wapas Aai.
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Dad:"Ab Kyun aai Ho??
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Ladki: "Papa Wo BMW ka driver
Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha...:-p

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