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Nepali Watchman To Maalik:

Nepali Watchman To Maalik:
"Syria Ka Badshah Mar Gaya"

I Switched On To the News Channels
But Found No Such News Anywhere..
.
.
After An Hour I Went to My Garden
And Came to Know What He
Actually Meant,
,
"Chirya ka Bachcha Mar Gaya"..;-)

Hahahaha

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