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Phaty Purany Kapron Me Malboos Ek Admi

Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
Dakhil huwa aur
Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
"Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."

Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.

Admi: Theek Hai..;p

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Message pe message bhejti ho, Bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, Bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahi, Dusre ka bheja hua hi bhejti ho.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars the beautiful sky and the endless horizon…. and suddenly I thought… where the hell is my roof?
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A kid was beaten up by his mom dad came and asked what happen son? kid said: “I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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