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Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" Se Guzarish..!

Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" se Guzarish..!

Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,

Lekin

Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam

Mehngi kerwado Plz,

Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati...:-)

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