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Masjid Me Do Buzurg Bethy Thy..

Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..

1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??

2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta,
Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.

Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..

Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,
Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,
Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:

"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"

Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:

"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D

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