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Newton's Law Of Sunday:

Newton's Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!

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U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish.. santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms
Kia Faeda Aese Google kaJiskO ye Nai PataKi Mera_wali KahanHai
Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai" aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege....politics chutkule
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'........I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. we were playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?Dil to bachha he ji
Kabhi Toot K Bikhro ToMujhy Yaad Ker Lena..."Dost"Hum Thora BohatWelding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p(,")/<)( Switch On ker Choty..(",)><)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ?ButWhy U Both DuffersDon't Work In Exams..? :-D
A couple were arguing.Wife:u dont like anybody in my familyMan:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri haius ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D
Apni DP dekhainPhir apni chaira Mirror me dekhainAb Faisla kareinKya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

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