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Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To Majburi. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo. Me Bheju To ADAT. Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
Sunehri Baat..!!"Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,Bas,Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya... Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai.. Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha. Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.?? Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
Kal Ek Aadmi Sir Muh Lapait kerGuzar Raha Tha,,,,Logon Ny Bachon KaAghwa Kerny Wala Samajh KerKhoob Pitaai Ki....Baad Me Pata Chala K Bechara,,,,Shadi K Liye Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)
Most People Have 5 Senses..Some People Have 6 Senses..But U R Blessed With 7 Senses..An Extra Sense Is NON-SENSE.. ;-)
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai? Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai.. Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen, Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Wo purani filmo wale Papa hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the...Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao Meri beti ki zindai se
U r d one who is charming U r d 1 who is Intelligent U r d 1 who is CUTE and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...
Why is Christmas just like a day at office? You do all the work and a fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
What is the true meaning of Study?S - SleepingT - TalkingU - Unlimited MessagingD - DreamingY - Yaani ke mast lifeSO carry on with your study!
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do
Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own?

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