Serious Conversation With Funny Answers:

Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:
1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???
Student:” No, I’m Human Being..
2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..
Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??
No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works

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