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Serious Conversation With Funny Answers:

Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:
1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???
Student:” No, I’m Human Being..
2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..
Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??
No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works

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Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur DocTor Se iLaaJ KaranaAye DoSt,IShQ Ka RoG Tha,MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se HiAraM AaYaUff...:-(
Meera: Fruit walay shop par Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy? Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy Aalo Bukhara
Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le, Magar,, Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya Aaj Bhi Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D
Three dreams of a man: 1- To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2- To be as rich as his child believes. 3- To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result. ('_') <)'(> _/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
Ek Larki Roz Subha Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Per Ja Ker Beth Jati..Bataen Q.??Nahi Pata..?MBA Ker K Pagal Ho Gai THi, Apny Aap Ko "Branch Manager" Samajhny Lagi Thi.. ;-)
Dear Boss,As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.Thank You!
Definition of a Nurse; A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand And then expects ur pulse to be normal
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Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
Rani ne buddu raja se pochaKia tm mere liye jaan de sakte hoTho buddu raja ne kaha han q naeTho aqalmand rani ne kaha q kia tm chahte ho ke main sari zindagi kunwari hi bethu....
Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan aur Awara DostYe Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hen.Beta: Abba, Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha,Jo Dushmano se Dar ker Bhaag Jaye,,,Wo Mard Nahi Hota...;-p:)
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family, Then What Is Wife?? . . Wife Is The Neck Of The Family Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

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