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Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty Swallowed Two 5 Rupee Coins.

Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!

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