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For My Wife's Birthday, I Bought Her A Small Bottle Of Exclusive Perfume Called 'Ample'.

For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.
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I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!

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