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The Greatest Joke Of The Millennium.

The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”
Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p

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Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki..Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.”.Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se: "To Me Kiya Karun.?”.Dehati Bola: "Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Zinda Hea Meri Lash Teri Chahat Ki Qabr MeBs Aur Tu Sb Thek Ha Pr Bejli Nhi Aati
Gilrs Main tumhare liye rakhi layi tumne kyu nahi bandhwai.boy:Agar kal main mangalsutr launga to kya tum bandhwa legi'Baaaaaat karti hai////
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal SakteFaraz.Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?Banta- haanGirl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oyepyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
“Real Heart Touching Story”A B0y Sent The Most Expensive BirdThat C0uld Speak 40 Languages As ABirthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.Next Day He Asked About The Gift.B0y: Hows The Bird??.....Girl:Very TastyUffffff ye zalim girls…..
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years.. While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years.. Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha! Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len! jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do! Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr . . . . . mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!! :)
143 means?Do u want to knowwhat it means?Press Down..............It meansONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.
میں نے جس جس کو بھی چاہا،بہت چاہا ہےتم کسی ایک سے بھی تصدیق کرا سکتی ہو
* what is the full form of ABCDEFG.. ..? * * A Boy Can Do Everthing For Girl * * And now what is GFEDCBA...? * * Girls Forget Everything Done & catches (New) Boy Again...
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Olny once in your life u meet someone with whom u can spend ur time u can share ur happiness n sorrows. Till then enjoy with the wrong one!
"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE" If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal . A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat . A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs . WHILE,, A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs. MORAL:- TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D

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