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Wo Dost Umar Bhar Ka Saath Kya De Ga

Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kya de ga

Faraz....

Jis ne police ki gari dekh k bike se utar diya....

UTAR DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAIN.

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