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*. . .1 Maa Ki Rqust Hy

*. . .1 Maa ki rqust hy
plz ignor mt krna
Fre pkg hy to is ko itna phelo k usk bety tk pohnch jy

" putr bashir wapsi ty 1.5 ltr coke lenda aen
Teri phuphi ai ay te naal Qeemay walay samosay v. Te mera putr aan wali karee. . .*

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Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,,Lekin Haaye..Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
What the dislike button on FB means:Chup BeBhag Chal JhoothiMunh Dho Ke AaShakal Dekhi Hai?
“Maa” Maa Kya Hai? Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K . . . Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C.
Dunya me unhi logon ka sar ooncha ha, Jinky paas whatsapp nhi hai.
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegiaur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari.......bhabhi lagegi..!!.......................funny sms hindi shayari
Faraz Apni Wife Se;Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"Wah WahDaag To Chala Jaega Kameez SeAgar tu kapre dhoye tameez se
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Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen.. Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen.. Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen, Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha... . . . . . . . . "Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

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