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Difference Between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P

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Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle..If 1 Punctures, The vehicle can`t Move further..Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...;-p
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,,Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D
Doctor Admi Se: Aapka Aur Aapki Bivi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.. Aadmi: Wo To Hona Hi Tha,,,30 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pi Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
Height of Fashion OnNew Generation........A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:"Mom,Pamper zara neechay baandhna,Dashing look aata hai"...;-pHahahaha
All The Electrons Were Having Party. Suddenly Protons Attacked Them. A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons. Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??" Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result. ('_') <)'(> _/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha. ‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’ doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Next generation LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting no papa telling lies no papa open your whatsapp hahaha,

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