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GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa "TOOTHPASTE" Istimal Q ni karti.
G.O PATHAN

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