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Dil Ko Sub Se Ziada Dard Kab

Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….

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