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Aurto Se Bhari Hui 1bus Palat Gyi, Sari Mar Gyin.

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

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