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WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.. "Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye.Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the. Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya. Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi. Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri. Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le. Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.
Who said landline phones are out of fashion?Buy a samsung mobile,sara din charging mein laga rehta hai :P
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Sadak ke gaddhon mein lagaegi Nagar-Nigam wi-fi taaki mobile pe baat karte samay gire logon ka baatchit band na ho
Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha? Student: Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?Student: Sallan........
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,, Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena K Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D Maar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)I said….Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!I love my self too…. ;)
Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu.
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
The Equation of Marriage:7 Glances = 1 Smile7 Smiles = 1 Meeting7 Meetings = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposals = 1 MarriageAnd that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.So beware of a glance!
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!

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