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Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum?
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar U.P.S laga ho.

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha.. uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho!?! kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha, socha q barbad karu, haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.Q KHer cheezMeezan me achi lagti hai. . .*
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?Pati: Shahjahan jitna.Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"
Dear Facebook friends,Please do not post your vacation pictures. This shall help in reducing drama in my household!
Golden & True words: Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai or uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai It’s 100% true!
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale haivo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaamkarte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyar,Wednesday ko shaadi,Thursday ko barbadi,Friday ko fighting,Saturday ko talaq,Sunday ko rest,Monday ko phir se talash.
Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee?Pakistani Cricketer: Yes.Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte?Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!
Send Me Mesg On These Time Morning - 6am To 12pm Noon - 12pm To 4pm Evening - 4pm To 8pm Night - 8pm To 6am Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
shak ki bhi had ho gaya jee, pati ki Heart ki surgery hone ke baad patni ne surgan se ek savaal poochha, "Inake Dil mein koi doosari thi?" Doctor bhi bahut pahunche hue tha bola, "usi ka to bypass kiya hai."
Mera DIL gavaah hai.."alarm band karane ke baad jitani achchhi neend aati hai.,utani achchhi neend to raat mein bhi nahi aati..!!"
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:1. Wife angry for a reason.2. Wife angry without reason.3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂

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