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" 5 Pathan Aur 1 Behari Helicopter Ki Rasi Sy Latky Huy Thy",

" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan

"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.

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