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LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,
Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.

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