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Ye Hai Mustaqbil Ka Pakistan.

Ye hai mustaqbil ka Pakistan.
Yahan har Pakistani Bhoka hai.
Zalalt ka ye safar na-mumkin lgta tha.
jissy mumkin bnaya Zardari ne..
Aj PPP hr Pakistani ko rishwat ki nai rah dikha rha hai..
Or riswat se kahin agy brhte hoe, Swiss bank main account ki rah dikha rha hai...
GEO BHUTTO..
RAJJ K LUTTTO!

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