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Wife:Bht Pyar Se

Wife:Bht pyar se
"Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha,
Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,


"Hm Cheeni Lene Chalte Hain"

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