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Promise To Newly Wedded Wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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