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Cutest Proposal

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th grade
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life?

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Had to tab ho gai jab Bihaar mein ladate hue ek aurat ne doosari se kaha,"bhagvaan kare agale saal tera beta Top kar jaaye."
*Three most Innocent Faces in The World*''1- "A Sleeping Baby.";;2- "Udhar mangane wala aadmi";;3- "Hamare Parents ke samne Bethahua Apna Dost." :-) ;-)Hahhaha
~SOLID INSULT~ "When I See Your Face, There is Not A Thing That I Would Change..Except The DirectionI Am Walking In.. :-D
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere…"Very Funny :)
Funny funny .................................Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada naik hai, Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn ye alfaz nikalta hai (WAH KYA) (KHUBSURATI HAI) Kitni pyari ladki hai jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai “Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”
Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
I want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing" When "drinking" meant "apple juice", When "dad" was d only "hero", When love was "mom's hug", When dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth", When ur worst enemies were "ur siblings", When d only thing that could hurt were "skinned knees", When the only things broken were ur "toys", n when goodbye meant "till tomorrow". Cheers to childhood!!!!
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon? Najoomi ne jawab diya:"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"
Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me
Son asks his Dad difference btwn LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF Father says ur mom is my LOVE urmaid is my RELIEF & I am ur Dad - well, that's my BELIEF
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) ,,,,,Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D
A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her. Girl:Why have you come to sit near me? Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges. (Hearing this, the girl slaps him) Boy: Why did you slap me? Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, “overtime laga raha hoon.”
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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