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Sardar Sent

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Sardar SMS 2 boss:
“Me OK, your wife very sweet”

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aap kitnay achay hain aap kitnay piyaray hain app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain aur ek ham hain jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Dear Boys,Kitchen has 'He' in it.So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.Sincerely,Girls!
Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of Rs. 500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
Larky Walay:Larki Ny Kiya Kiya Hua Hai??Larki Walay:G Aaj Kal To Naak Me Dam Kiya Hua Hai.. ;-)
Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking... Because then it would make her a boy.
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A boy proposed a girl, Girl said “I’m one year elder than you” Boy smiled & said, “Ahh no problem darling i’ll marry you next year!! “
Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..Phir Dekho K Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog)... ;-)
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