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Exams Are There, At The Paper You Stare

exams are there,
at the paper you stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
the grades are not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DON’T CARE !!

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